Definitions by TangoTwo

Jenkem 

Jenkem is a drug made by third world countries by pooping in a bottle and letting it ferment.

In the US, if you have to take a crap and find a floater left in the can, then you've been Jenkemed.

Joe: I really had to crap today, and I rushed into the first open stall.

Pete: So, how is that a cool story?

Joe: Well someone left a floater and I got Jenkemed!

Jenkem by TangoTwo December 19, 2011