jellywanker

a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.

That Fagot is such a jellywanker!!

by rawrzhar December 22, 2010

Jellymintitis

A disease you get when yo ass gets jealous as hell.

Kendra grew upset and angry when her boyfriend hung out with another girl only for her best friend to promptly diagnose her with Jellymintitis.

Jellymintitis will most likely be diagnosed by close friends and or family.

Warning; If you are in a relationship, you have a high chance of catching this horrible disease that may prove deadly.

by NgoWayDudes June 17, 2018

jollymander

A misheard word, which the person who mishears it, continues to mishear it, in exactly the same way, no matter how many times they ask for the word to be repeated.

K: Hi, my name's Kumail.
J: Camel?
K: Kumail
J: Sorry, can you say that again?
K: Kum-ay-il
J: Camel?
K: KUMAIL!
J: Hi Camel.

K: My name's not a jollymander; fix your fucking ears!

by Werdenschmidt June 3, 2018

Jellymat

A person with no backbone to stand up for them selfs who also gets walked all over like a door mat

Ronnie you jellymat how can you let your wife sleep with another man while you are at work

by The goggle September 18, 2019

Jellymonger

A purveyor of fine English jellies

I'm going to pop across to Bompas & Parr the jellymongers to pick up some topping strawberry jelly

by Sam Jelly May 18, 2008

Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

by Juan April 3, 2004

Jollyman

1. A merchant who is based on selling Runescape millions as a living. They usually hack accounts, trade them onto an account with a different ip and sells the millions to make money as a living in real life.

2. A user on TheTechGuide. He is also known as the #1 hacker of runescape.

1. I wonder if a Jollyman is selling any millions today.

2. Oh look! Jollyman is browsing the TheTechGuide forums.

by TOMRULEZ December 13, 2008