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Jehovah

Jehovah is the English pronunciation of the divine name. In in the Hebrew scriptures the divine name was written YHWH or JHWH (Tetragrammaton) because there are no vowels in Hebrew. No one knows how to pronounce this name because the Jews became superstitious about saying the name out loud before the time of Christ and the actual pronunciation was lost. Scholars believe it to have sounded like Yehowah or Yahweh. Saying Jehovah in English is like saying Miguel for Michael in Spanish, or like Yeshua in Hebrew is pronounced Jesus in English.

Jehovah means "to become," and it was a popular Hebrew name before God chose it. So when God chose this name for himself he was indicating that he would "become" whatever was needed to fulfill his purposes. The translation "I AM" as seen in Exodus 3 is commonly mistranslated and should more likely read "I will become," as is explained in the passages following.

The original scrolls of the Christian Greek scriptures didn't last long and when Catholicism came about in the 4th century YHWH began being replaced with LORD and GOD due to the man made doctrine of the holy trinity. (If Jesus were actually God, then it didn't make sense to keep calling Him Jehovah, even though that name appeared almost 7,000 times in the Hebrew scriptures.) But there really is no question that Jesus and his disciples used the divine name, especially when quoting and reading from the Hebrew scriptures where the name appeared. (See Luke 4:16-21 and compare Isaiah 61:1-2 in American Standard Version.)

Jesus said that he made God's name known to his disciples John 17:6, 26. And the book of Ezekiel repeatedly says in the end times "they will know that I am Jehovah." (Given that the bible you're reading honors the divine name and has not substituted it with LORD.)
Thou shalt not take the name of Jehovah thy God in vain; for Jehovah will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
Jehovah by coupedehill September 23, 2009

Jehovah's Wankers

An insult toward Jehovah's Witness. First recorded use was in GradeAUnderA's video, "People I Hate at my Door", where Grade uses it as an example of how NOT to react to Jehovah's.
"OH MY GOD!! Fucking Jehovah's WANKERS come to MY house, and politely ask me if I have a few minutes spare to talk about God!...BASTARDS!! HOW DARE THEY?!"
Shortened version of Jehovah's witness.
Pronounced Jee-Hov
Fucking Jehovs are at the door again
Jehov by LongDongMong June 30, 2011
The God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob, of the Holy Scriptures, The Christian Bible.
In the beginning, Jehovah created the heavens and earth. Jehovah your God is a jealous God.
Jehovah by Jehovah's Servant November 4, 2008

jehovany 

Jehovany is a handsome dreamy boy. Sexy from the way he talks & moves to the way his personality is. He's usually a Leo & in love compatibility his queen is a Libra who is a goddess and one of a kind girl.
Damn jehovany eat me🍬
jehovany by unknown🌙 October 11, 2017

Jhovitha 

A Jhovitha is the most loyal friend you could ever ask for. She is smart and kind and brave but usually doesn't realise it.When she is committed to something you can guarantee that she would do it. She is selfless and humble and always protects people she cares about. If you have a Jhovitha in your life you should never EVER let her go
because she is awesome and deserves everything.
You totally rocked out there! Just like a jhovitha
Jhovitha by Waddles_29 August 31, 2018