Jeffery

a drug cocktail in joint form consisting of, weed, angel dust, E, clorox, cocaine, and a few other choice ingredients.

dude 1:here have some of this jeffery man
Dude 2: ok, *cough cough*

dude 1:i think im having a heart attack!
dude 2:you need to calm down! here touch this furry wall.
dude 3: hahaha thats the thing about a jeffery, it goes away....then it comes BACK AGAIN BWAHAHAHAH.

by turok the awsome June 16, 2010

jeffery

a nice name for a rock

'Fayme we should give our pet rock a name.'
'Jeffery.'
'ok.'

by Chalk board May 24, 2021

Jeffery

A super joint concoction including:

• Weed mostly
• Opium
• Heroin
• Crushed up E
• Clorox
• Morphine
• Some of it's unidentifiable
• And a bit of Angel dust

When the world slips you a Jeffery, stroke a furry wall.

by Goodgold1987 June 16, 2010

Jeffery

the kind of guy to be cute and cuddly when he's drunk, but when he's sober he's a bastard that will never follow you back on twitter.

"don't be a jeffery right now"
"you're a fucking jeffery"

by Spidermanspenis November 3, 2013

Jeffery

A person who is super accident prone, so if you have any expensive things, and a Jeffery in your house, keep them both locked up.

Wait... Jeffery is coming over... crap...

by SenorToastYT October 28, 2019

Jeffery

A romantic loose end that will negatively impact future relationships.

A social satellite that could re-enter your orbit as a dangerous asteroid at any moment.

So I was on a date, and that girl I had that awkward fling with was the bartender at the bar. She's such a Jeffery.

by RobbinsFilm March 10, 2015

Jeffery

A Jeffery is a name for a spider... So if you don't want to be the wimp that screams "SPIIIIIIIIIDEEEER!", be the weirdo that screams "JEEEFREYYYY!!!"

Oh my god it's a JEFFERY!!!!!! (me every time I see a spider)

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019