Jeezus

Used as ghetto shit statement to present some enquiry o worshiping to the lord savior

- Malcom: Yo mate, I'm on a date with ya sista
- Roy: Jeeezus Malcom! What the heck?

- Leeroy: Yo dawg, I almost died today at the gunshot.
- Roy: Thank lord Jeezus!

Jeezus by Jeezusss September 25, 2015

Jeezus

A name given to a gay guy that tells you you're not going to hell.

"Aww you're not going to hell."
"Thanks Jeezus."

Jeezus by Zach May 21, 2004

Jeezus

The word a horny loli once said "*gets smacked by jeezus*" ....her name was laylani ;^;

Oh nuu jeezus smackled meh

Jeezus by Ash the pokemon January 27, 2019

Jeezus sneezus 

An expression of shock, something startling .

The new “in” saying for 2019. Often used by the younger generation of today modern computerised world .

“I just woke up from a 12 hour nap” jeezus sneezus!!

Jeezus sneezus by Azeracks February 6, 2019

Jeezus Vs Yeezus 

The most anticipated battle of all time... This battle will determine the fate of the world and human kind alike. The result of this battle is still unknown to everyone, because there is no obvious answer. Brought to light by American hip-hop artist and recorded producer Kanye West, Mr. West explains in his hit album, Donda, the consequences of Yeezus claiming victory. However, if Jeezus were to win, it would mean the end of all evil and sin will officially and eternally be cleansed from the Earth, therefore birthing a utopian era.

Jeezus vs Yeezus... Jeezus is the King, Yeezus has the bling

Jeezus Vs Yeezus by Lord Pain November 30, 2021

Raccoon Jeezus 

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes

You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”

Raccoon Jeezus by CoonCommander April 11, 2019

Fo Jeezus 

an action one does in the name of the lord(allah, buddha, mohammed, jesus, etc., etc.)

Dis' ain't really my thang, but imunna do it Fo Jeezus!

Fo Jeezus by Owlvin August 6, 2008