1) Worn out pants that you wear when you wouldn't mind if you had a wet scream while at the strip club.
2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.
2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.
Peter: "Is there touching at the club?"
Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."
Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."
Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."
Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."
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They have different cuts and fits but the best one would be similar to that of Levi's 501, best not too skintight and absolutely not too loose. They should be classic and black but other colours as brown are worn by men and women choose a variety of colours.
Tight fit of leather jeans flatters most men especially more muscular ones and a smaller group of women who have less body around thighs and bottoms.
They are worn often instead of specialised bike leathers but not recommended as they have no padding.
Best worn on informal occasions where you wouldn't expect see you nan. Best way ever to annoy in-laws esp. if you're a Man. Worn in church can emphasise your relaxed attitude towards religion. Worn to work can get you sacked unless you're a male escort.
If you have a mate who annoys you, put them on next time you go out with him.
On women, they can make a nice camel toe if tight enough. And on men, they should form at least a visible moose knuckle or jean bulge, otherwise DO NOT WEAR.
There are lots of uses and occasions and ways to wear leather jeans and more and more men and women wear them in the last few years.
They have different cuts and fits but the best one would be similar to that of Levi's 501, best not too skintight and absolutely not too loose. They should be classic and black but other colours as brown are worn by men and women choose a variety of colours.
Tight fit of leather jeans flatters most men especially more muscular ones and a smaller group of women who have less body around thighs and bottoms.
They are worn often instead of specialised bike leathers but not recommended as they have no padding.
Best worn on informal occasions where you wouldn't expect see you nan. Best way ever to annoy in-laws esp. if you're a Man. Worn in church can emphasise your relaxed attitude towards religion. Worn to work can get you sacked unless you're a male escort.
If you have a mate who annoys you, put them on next time you go out with him.
On women, they can make a nice camel toe if tight enough. And on men, they should form at least a visible moose knuckle or jean bulge, otherwise DO NOT WEAR.
There are lots of uses and occasions and ways to wear leather jeans and more and more men and women wear them in the last few years.
Omg look at Becky's leather jeans. Fuck me mate she looks tight in them, I would bloody grab her arse right now!
Hey mate, nice leather jeans, where can you buy them?
Last time Stacy went to the club, she got smashed and was grabbing a bum of some random bloke in tight leather jeans.
Oh shit, look, that fit bird's got a proper camel toe in those snug leather jeans, ouch....
Hey mate, nice leather jeans, where can you buy them?
Last time Stacy went to the club, she got smashed and was grabbing a bum of some random bloke in tight leather jeans.
Oh shit, look, that fit bird's got a proper camel toe in those snug leather jeans, ouch....
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Get the 87 Jeans mug.Garment typically missing large portions of fabric that would normally cover one of both thighs and knees. More than just merely ripped jeans.
Mr. C: What happened?!?! You're jeans look like they have exploded.
Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.
Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.
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