"We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.
by navyblue January 11, 2007
The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.
by pianodon July 13, 2010
Jaywalking is a law, sometimes enforced on certain streets, that consists of an individual walking in between street intersections.
Person: Hm... I don't wana cross the street in front here.... and then cross it again to the right.
StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not
Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.
Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)
StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not
Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.
Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)
by OnliiJorge May 25, 2009
Walking around outside while chiefing cannabis.
Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.
Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.
"Damn bruh, you're too smacked already? You just showed up!"
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."
by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 15, 2023
by Jayparksbooty June 11, 2018
by D'pez Poopsie February 26, 2014
Impressed Bystander 1: "Did you see that? That guy just moonwalked in Jordans!"
Impressed Bystander 2: "He just took it to a whole new level. It's not just moonwalking anymore. It's called 'jaywalking.'"
Impressed Bystander 1: "Word."
Impressed Bystander 2: "He just took it to a whole new level. It's not just moonwalking anymore. It's called 'jaywalking.'"
Impressed Bystander 1: "Word."
by chazphenom August 08, 2010