JayBird

Another name for the sex god Jay McGuiness from The Wanted given to him from the fabulous people known as the #TWFanmily.

OMG did you see that picture of JayBird that was put on twitter last night?

by Selina Sykes September 30, 2012

Jaybird

That magical and poorly-understood state between a flaccid and fully erect penis. A jaybird exhibits a trademark curved and drooping demeanor. It typically occurs in the arousal phase during which the penis transitions from its common limp state of being to a full hard-on.

I was unsure about our first time together, but when I disrobed and she saw my glorious jaybird, the look in her eyes told me it was on.

I was rolling commando, as I always do. My jaybird got caught in my zipper. It hurt like hell.

by ttownmagicman June 13, 2009

naked as a jaybird

completely nude, entirely naked, totally unclothed

That kid was naked as a jaybird. What the fuck was he up to?

by Light Joker June 11, 2007

king jaybird

Absolute unit and a fucking king

bro everyone loves king jaybird

by johnny uofhd October 29, 2020

The Captain Jaybird

recieving oral sex while driving a boat and right as you ejaculate you push her head down onto your shaft(causing her to gag and/or choke), pull her up and immediately box her ears and push her off the boat. As you are giving her a sturdy shove don't forget to yell "peace bitch, tell your friends!"

That son of a bitch said he was taking me fishing and all I got was "The Captain Jaybird

by dirtyjaybird85 February 23, 2011

as naked as a jaybird

naked

Kayla was naked as a jaybird in the shower.

by gorilla0628 November 22, 2013

sober as a jaybird

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

Sober as a Jaybird sober bird

by Melania Love July 11, 2015