jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

by Michelle September 10, 2003

Jasty

Something that is old news. Such as an old video, picture or news link posted on a forum.

SliceSlice: Hey TSR, did you hear about Dead Rising 2: Off the Record?
Maxstats: Jasty.

by Maxstats October 23, 2011

Jastajiah

jastajiah is an excellent dick sucker she loves to shoot hoops run track and is fine asf pulls anyone's nigga and has around 3 real friends some fake friends,rats,and snakes around her cause she is just cool to hang around

Jastajiah has plenty of associates

by justgoated January 15, 2020

Gedai jasto

Nepali. गेडै जस्तो

Like balls.

Phrase often uttered to express utter frustration/annoyance.

Gedai jasto jindagi! गेडै जस्तो जिन्दगी!

by thenepalinightmare July 30, 2018

Jastej

A fucking idiot

"Hey you sound like a real Jastej right now"

by bichboi88 December 29, 2021

JASTEG

A man filled with sex drive who does more humping than a donkey towing gold carts in 12th century.

Chad is a Jasteg

by norman9696 December 9, 2020

Jastin

Typically short girl with blonde hair. But also, a very sweet individual who shouldn't be traded for anything. She is best known for her sarcasm. Jastin is just overall am amazing person, and deserves the world.

Yeah, Jastin is the bomb!

by Elijja193 April 3, 2019