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Jessenia

Jessenia is the funny/cool girl she likes to laugh ALOT they get along with Noah's alot. They're actually really funny in school they tend to get smart with the teachers and argue and be a total-bad ass and wear what's in style. But if you're her friend you won't regret it she'll make you laugh even in your hardest times just her laughing or smiling will make you grin. Jessenia's tend to have braces but they make braces hot jessenia's have dark brown hair Hazel eyes curvy body. If you are a Jessenia boyfriend you're very lucky she'll love you till no end but watch yourself when you're around other girls they get jealous very easy you'll most likely find jessenia's with there friends are on Facebook or Tumblr. Jessenia's make everything fun no matter what they like to sing and dance and aren't afraid to try anything because they know they're living there life.
Miguel: Hey it's my ex jessenia!

Taye:Woah, bro your ex? She's hot why'd you dump her?

Miguel: I don't know i regret it though she looks amazing.

Taye: I know i'm going to ask her to the dance .
by AnthemLights69 February 7, 2013
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Jansen Douglas

Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.
That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.
by Looped Out November 2, 2009
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Jassem

A tall handsome male that is very smart and will become very famous. If you know a jassem you should keep him with you at all time he brings good luck.
I wish i could be like jassem
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Jaslene

Jaslene is shy and beautiful. But when u get to know her she is AWESOME! She has a lot of friends and she is the most and only rare person
And if you find a Jaslene you have to be friends with her and you’ll be lucky
by Knowable September 27, 2018
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Jasenka

Combining two words Ja - Me and Senka - shadow, we come to the translation that is "Me shadow" or "I am a shadow". This girl is extremely attractive and sexy, a bit crazy, likes to have a drink of beer, and like a shadow she is sometimes difficult to catch during cold winter days. But if you can make her your shadow, maybe she would never leave you, at least not on a sunny day
Ja = me, Senka = shadow
Jasenka = Me Shadow, I am a shadow
by onajmali February 7, 2010
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Jaslenne

She is a loud ass girl who would never shut up. She is crazy and goofy at times but if someone plays with her she will put them in there place. She is smart at times but no one would take her serious when she is. She is person u need in life.
Jaslenne u crack head!
by THE GIRL WHO GAVE U LUNCH LAST October 15, 2019
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Jaslene

Jaslene is beautiful kind and loving person. She is amazing to be around and kind to others. At first she is shy then when you get to know her she's amazing. She likes to have fun and chill whenever there's an opportunity. Overall she is a fantastic person and will never not have friends. She doesn't like roller coasters but that doesn't mean she's not likable. Shes a caramel apple eater.
Jaslene is beautiful and kind. Jaslene likes to chill.
by Turdner November 11, 2016
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