Jack Jarman

The most defined power of strength. Be careful around this man. A Jack Jarman will not display any emotion until he's provoked. Just 1% of an angry Jack Jarman is enough to kill a human being and even tranquilize a herd of elephants.

I ran into a Jack Jarman the other day. Wet myself three times in his presence.

That guy used about 10% Jack Jarman during that fight.

Tripped a Jack Jarman up the other day. Instantly died.

by Professor Stuart Dio December 3, 2019

Jarman

V. The act of going "cray cray" with no concern for how others may feel.

If she doesn't agree with what I say, I'm gonna go all jarman on her.

by chicken_man83 May 3, 2013

jasmane

A young woman that is surprisingly mature for her age. Very out going, funny, loving, understanding, at times shy, and she loves her children more than words could ever begin to express. She's loyal to her friends, family , and most importantly to her life partner. Shes been lost without her other half (her soulmate) but as soon as they find their way back to eachother she will be found again.

Have you heard from Jasmane?

by MissJasmane January 4, 2020

Jasman

The meaning of indie

That shirt is so jasman

by camofoman September 29, 2018

Ryan Jarman

the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly

ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!

by ihaveissues! and amyisaloser! February 2, 2009

Jarmanating

Verb, to Jarmanate. Description of the act of a large, extremely overweight man having a very brief sexual encounter with an attractive, much smaller woman.

"Can you imagine Chris Moyles jarmanating Sarah Cox..?"

by Bloatee July 25, 2012

jartman

a mix between a julie and a cartman, hence a jartman. jartmans can often be found partying it up at the leper colony listening to very unrufus-like music. timmeh deluxes are the sworn enemy of jartmans everywhere

miz ate all the doritos? what a jartman

by Jona Goldy July 24, 2008