jargonnaut

An individual who speaks using precise acronyms, slang, and obscure words related to one or more specialized professions even when not talking to other individuals in the profession; someone who talks over others' heads subconsciously using specialized words.

Bones is such a jargonnaut --- she left the entire jury behind while describing that kid's skeleton.

I don't get invited to parties anymore because whenever I do, I turn into a total jargonnaut and look like an elitist asshole.

by The Lesser Evil from Scene III June 30, 2011

Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.

"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"

by kramer1354 April 26, 2021

Jargling

Juggling and gargling a man's balls at the same time during intercourse.

Tyrone caught me Jargling his dads balls yesterday.

by Dayinite January 16, 2022

sargoning

The act of likeing peoples status on facebook regardless of what it may say or mean.

Joe- Hey man what are you doing?
Paul- Just liking everything on facebook, I have been sargoning on facebook all day.

by mujahid March 18, 2009

Jargonium

Radioactive element named after the late Jacob Larson. Its accidental discovery is widely known to have caused him fatal rectal hemorrhaging. Jacob's last words where a collection of inaudible jargons such as "Yugamo" "Aigheee!" and "Imgaaaeey" hence the name Jargonium

Symbol JG

A Jargonium atom has 92 protons and 99 electrons, of which 7 are valence electrons

That Jargonium sure fucked up Jake Larson.

by A very smart chemist December 3, 2013

jargonistic

adjective - used to describe a word which is of a very specific semantic field which only people with knowledge of that field would understand, can also be used to describe a whole text

I keeping reading this text book, but i can't understand a word of it, it's really jargonistic

by jargoniser March 26, 2011

Jargonnaut

Someone that delights in using far too many acronyms in front of people that work in different industries.

"Wow, did you catch anything that Simon said? Now he's a Jargonnaut!"

by Emily Crispian December 11, 2011