A person who is able to use a variety of technical terms to ultimately say nothing meaningful, but somehow still manages to satisfactorily answer questions from senior management, all while sipping a Venti, sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, double
shot, decaf, no foam, extra
hot, Peppermint White Chocolate Peppermint Mocha with light
whip, upside-down, 1 pump of peppermint, 1 and 3/8 pumps vanilla, heavy
whip-cream, 3 ice cubes, 1/4 teaspoon Nutmeg sprinkled on
top, with green sprinkles, light cinnamon dusted on, stirred, with no lid, double cupped, and a straw
Gary is the
ultimate jargonista. He was able to deflect each of
Claire's questions with a bunch of mis-used and non-sensical
technical terms without spilling his latest barista creation.
