japs eye spy

A sly type of meat gazer. Using any trick he can to take a good look at your manservant.

That little japs eye spy was checking out the old man.

by B-Neutron September 11, 2006

Japs Eye Sashimi

When you take the juice of a rotten fish, inject it down your urethra and splooge it on someone's face

This girl dogged me the other night so next time we hooked up I gave her the japs eye sashimi

by Dirty Fin February 29, 2020

Japs Eye Warrior

Another way of saying batty boy

Graham Norton is a japs eye warrior

by Will, Dan and John October 14, 2007

Japs eye spyeye

When two wemon have dual ended dildo with cameras on the ends and record each other pegging there back doors

Your lady's are doing a japs eye spyeye

by Japseye jack April 19, 2025

Horizontal Japs Eye

An affliction affecting the meatus of ones penis.

A condition wherein as opposed to the usual vertically oriented 'Japs Eye', it has been rotated by 90 or 270 degrees and now lies horizontally.

See medical condition Oculi Horizontalis.

Oh My! His banjo string comes off at the side?!" "Don't worry, he's just got one of them horizontal japs eyes.

by drpenisintrigue March 27, 2011

Jap's eye

The external opening of the male urethra, appearing as a slit at the end of the penis. Perceived by Europeans to resemble the eye of a Japanese man, some consider the term racist, but it clearly isn't, because Japanese men have them too.

Takahiro's attempts to find medical attention for the burning sensation in his Jap's eye were initially thwarted when he was directed to an optometrist.

by Urban Keith November 3, 2013

Jap's eye

British slang <n> (Offensive)
The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.

"Jeremy inserted a drill bit into his Jap's eye and proceeded to utterly maim himself."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004