japping 

The act of forcefully switching ones ethnicity to Japanese.
Often requires restraint of the jappee, requires numerous hours of "convincing"
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person 1: look at that asian guy over there
person 2: oh yeah, i know him. I just released him from the 8 hour japping session
person 1: I wanna jap that girl :)

japping by foreskin_farm32 February 5, 2024

Japping

To jerk off your vaginal flaps

Person 1 : "What did you do last night?"

Person 2 : "Oh you know, just japping it all night long"

Person 1 : "That sounds so fun!"

Japping by MazatheMilk March 7, 2026

Japping

Term used for shoplifting in the 1980s. More precisely used as quick swiping an item into a pocket or under a shirt and quickly walking out. Name probably comes from the quick movement of Asian martial arts.

Let's go to the mall and do some japping because I ain't paying full price for Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

Japping by orkbrother November 24, 2025

Japping Off

The act of constantly discussing one's life with regard to college applications often in a passively competitive nature with one's peers.

Guy: "Yeah man, I collected about three hours, of community service yesterday, I just hope I can keep up my top 5% class rank with all of my extracurriculars. What about you? What did you get on your SAT again?"

Guy #2: "No one cares about your college shit bro. Stop japping off.""

Japping Off by Shugamoe September 13, 2012

jopping 

jopping is the combination of jumping and popping.

i promise it has nothing to do with ejaculating into someones ear 😭

“cuz when we jumping and popping its jopping” (superm lyric)

jopping by jisungs left nostril 😎🤟 October 4, 2019

Happy Japing 

Japing (wanking into an old or new sock) followed by slapping people who are younger round you with this dirty sock. Invented by the 2007 Ryle House Lower 6th. Founded by Joe Carr-Hill

Hey higgins i think we should go happy japing.
Yeah go on that would be a right laugh. I think we should get the 4th form
Great idea you assclown! Now Suck my ridges!

Happy Japing by Assclown United December 12, 2007

Jalping 

Jalping is the act of approaching stranger and begging for money/a square/crack/etc. The demand for capital is often accompanied by some bunk story about how they got jumped by ten homies on the North Side, one of their relatives catching the bubonic plague and needing money, or how they need gas to get to the next big town.

"Hey man, let me tell you a story man. My brother and I were delivering cupcakes to the Orphans when we saw a vet clinic on fire so we ran in on down there and saved all the kittens but my brother died and the cupcakes burned man. I was wondering if you could give me $1.25 so I can gets some more cupcakes man."

"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"

Jalping by J. Freeman May 19, 2006