janus

Janus- A term used to to replace somones name in place of calling them a "Jerk" or an "anus"

Derek: Dude that guys girlfriend so wants me
Zack: Whatever Janus

by zack john December 28, 2008

Janus

a guy who is often called anus. likes to rub himself against the shared broom and get his dick germs all over it.

“What happened to the broom?”
“Janus.”

by ballpiercings101 August 25, 2021

Janus

The god of janitors.
The god of SAT moratoriums.

Janus helped me get a 2400 on the SATs

by urjanus June 27, 2009

Janus

What you name youre kid if you have an anal fixation

Janus got picked on at school because his mother named him after an anus

by legs almighty February 22, 2019

janus

janus is this type of person that promises something, yet never actually fulfills them. he would also constantly bet in areas (despite knowing he is not strong in that area) with money & he also borrows money constantly, almost never returning the amount in time.

.. : "oh yeah! i think someone owes me money from 2 months ago but i can't really remember who.."
.. : i bet $5 it's janus.

by cremapie August 25, 2021

Janus

A women who always has to be in charge and no matter what. If she's pissy, stay away!!!!! Don't go near her. DANGER DANGER RED LIGHT!!!

A group of frightened girl scouts, screammed and ran from Janus

by Annie Oakley May 16, 2008

Janu

A Coffee: A Large Weak Latte with a shot of Caramel and One Sugar

this coffee was ordered many a time by janu and was thus dubbed the Janu

by no_comment_ September 13, 2005