Janoblin'

v. The act of calling/ hailing a taxi to your general location with the intent of robbing the driver

Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm drunk. Can you call a cab for me?"

Guy 2: "Nah man. Taxis don't come out here anymore because of the recent spike in janoblin'."

by DrD4zzl3 July 15, 2011

Jersey City Janitor

A sexual position, where the female grabs the toilet bowl with her hands, and then the male inserts his penis into the female. He pumps so hard her head starts to bob in and out of the toilet water

I gave some girl a Jersey City Janitor in the bathrom dude!

by jrky February 9, 2009

janousek

To take pictures of food, desserts, cakes and drinks while traveling and post them on social media for a wider audience.
Derived from the famous traveling Czech translator Pavel Janousek.

New country, new city on my trip. Finally I got a chance to janousek properly again and ordered an awesome T-bone steak. Look at these pictures!

by Not The Guru January 30, 2020

janoušek

To take pictures of, share to a wider audience (preferrably on social media) and simply enjoy good food from all over the world, which includes cakes, ice-cream and other dessert. Spelling "janousek" can also be accepted.

Have a look at these food pictures from last night! I often janoušek together with my colleagues. The starter, the main course and the dessert - it was so tasty!

by Not The Guru November 7, 2019

Jango Fett

The most Bad-Ass Mutha Fucka, (BAMF, also known as Top Mandorlian) till he got his head chopped off. He was the Original Host for a Clone Army, one of the clones he raised to succeed himself as the BAMF.

Zam: You're Jango Fett aren't you. I've heard of you, you know. I'm Zam Wesell.
Jango: You must be new to the business.
Zam: Why? Because you haven't heard of me?
Jango: Because you're reckless. You could learn a thing or two about being subtle.
Zam: You call that subtle? You just brought down a Republic prison.
Jango: My plan didn't include you. Or the chaos you started back there. You cost me my ship.
Zam: My plan didn't include you trying to hijack my prisoner. Anyway, you should thank me. This babe (the ship) is a big improvement over that relic. I've never seen anything like this. What is she (the ship) anyway.
Jango: She's a Firespray pursuit special.

by Jedi_Master September 28, 2008

Janosify

After hearing a sentence, to note a word or phrase in it and change it (Or just look at it in a different way) to make it more disgusting/immature/, usually used in what would normally be a perfectly normal sentence and completely random and without warning. Often followed by everyone around the "Janosifier" groaning or sighing.

GIRL - "Yasy, it's Thursday tomorrow!"

BOY - "My name for Thursdays are Rape Days!" :D

...

GIRL - "You just had to fucking Janosify it again, didn't you"

by I Sit Next To You In English December 12, 2010

Janco

Someone who will always make you laugh no matter what, they give the best comfort and they are very handsome ;) Keep them close because you would never wanna lose them.

He is never afraid to speak his mind and is always the talk of the class for his outstanding looks

Classmate: Damn. If only I were as charismatic as Janco.
Classmate 2: same bro. Same.

by Thunderouschick September 16, 2021