janktitude

Of or pertaining to a complete and utter mess, shambles, construct, mash-up, or fashion blunder. Completely jacked-up, in every sense, exuding the worst possible version of itself.

Uh, Francine, that science project has some serious janktitude. You're totally gonna get an F-.

by analogpursuits October 8, 2012

jankity

adj.
a car that makes a lot of noise due to lose metal pieces, like the bumper or muffler

something that moves in such a way that if it were made out of pieces of metal, it would sound like a jankity car

"that car is jankity" = "that vehicle is in desperate need of repair"

or

"j-lo's ass is jankity"

by jankity April 6, 2008

jankity

Something that really stinks (literally or figuratively).

Whoa...roll down the windows! Catie laid a jankity-ass fart back there.

by nkb December 18, 2005

jankity

being a straight up ho.

Voltron, quit being so jankity.

by voltronismybitch July 2, 2004

jankity

detrimental to one's coolness factor
synonym: craptacular

When you drop your shoe in the toilet and that is jankity.

by Katie Brady December 11, 2003

Jankity

Ghetto for cool or intense.

Guy#1:Told you spray-painting my truck would be better than taking it to that rip off paint shop

Guy#2:Yeah.now your truck is pretty jankity

by Mexy October 30, 2009

jankity junk

When ship's busted all to hell.

Ashley got a new phone, but it was jankity junk. Piece of shit froze every 2 seconds.

by Trelios May 29, 2020