Jakeism

When people began to talk about kidneys in an unworthy manner, the ghost of jake will appear and begin to haunt people. As long as jake lingers, the surrounding toxic levels will increase resulting in people in jake's vicinity to lose their kindney or even worse.......ALL THEIR ORGANS. To exorcise jake, one may roast him in order to keep him at bay.

JAKEISM-
John: Wow jake has only one kidney LOL that is so funny
Ashley: HAhaha who has one kidney nowadays LMFAO
Stratti: Oh no a wild jake appeared!!!
John: We must start roasting him....ATTACK

by Chanyangg April 21, 2018

janeimy

Janeimy Is A Smart,Beatiful Girl.She Basically Has Long Browinsh Curly Hair.She Thinks She Ugly But She is Really Pretty.Janeimy Is A Chubby Person With a Bossy Personality:)She might be bossy But its worth Being Around Her;)Not Everyone Likes Janeimy But Still She Really a good friend.Janeimy Cares About Others(Sometimes)She Mostly Cares about her closest Friends.She Flexible,She Can do Splits And Most Likely to Always Wears Bracelets Everyday at school.Janeimy Is A Latin Name(Hispanic)

Valeria-Have You seen janeimy today?
Vanessa-Nope Have You?
Valeria-Me either I hope she ok
Vanessa-Eh She kinda mean to me.So i dont Care That much.

Valeria-Vanessa Just Be greatful for what janeimy Is here for.
Verenice-Hiiii
Valeria and Vanessa-Hiii
Verenice-Wheres Janeimy?
Valeria And Vanessa- We Dont Know

Verenice-Well Ok See yall later

Valeria-Ok See you later Best Friend

Vanessa-Yeah Ok Bye lol

by Yeahh Okk March 17, 2018

Janeisceya

A perfect lightskin, beautiful, freaky, humorous young lady who fell in love with demetrius and love to express there love for one another

janeisceya if an amazing woman

by Janeisceya March 12, 2019

Jakeism

A weird self-esteem issue where one hates themself but still thinks they’re better than everyone else.

It’s ok Pam, it’s just your rampant Jakeism.

by Ironbars May 7, 2021

Janesism

A word or phrase used or created by William Norman Janes, Jr. A type of Trademark.

My latest Janesism is a new Dog Breed called a Malinoodle. A cross between a full blooded Malinois and full blooded Labradoodle.

by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023

Jakeism

1) To hurl an insult but to have that very insult twisted back at you in a way to be more damaging than the original insult.

2) Something that can be completely twisted back and used as a point of insult against the original speaker.

Person 1: This fan blows really well.
<Jakeism>Person 2: Yeah it blows about as well as your mom did last night.

by slavefortheman1980 May 19, 2016

janetism

A disease which makes your spelling worse when typing, making your texts harder to read.

OMG, your janetism got so much worse after getting that new phone case!

by The Founder of Janetism January 1, 2016