jandles

New Zealand for cheap rubber footwear. See thong word.

Put you jandles on. We're going into town.

by Squidling July 15, 2003

Jandrew

When you’re sitting in jeans and they make it appear as if you have a boner. Can happen to both males and females.

“Shelly thought I had a boner but in reality it was just my jandrew”

by JandrewCreator November 18, 2018

Jandro

"Jandro" is a shorter way saying the name Alejandro. Makes it nice and easy for those people that cant pronouce shit.

Uhh your name is too long, ima just call you jandro.

by Jandro May 1, 2006

Jandiandi

Jandiandi is a virgin with a very small penis. He think girls are something to eat.

Girl: Do you wanna meet me.
Jandiandi: What's your leagues of legends rank?

by Maxwithbigdick May 12, 2020

Jandal

n. ubiquitous New Zealand rubber sandal.
Equivalent to the Australian Thong,
UK/US Flip Flop

"I'd wear ya Jandals mate, the showers are pretty chancreous"

by Dan Towse August 16, 2004

Jandy

When something is complete and utter perfection to the point that it makes you want to dance with a bottle of fireball and a jug of Purex in each hand. Legend has it the origins of Jandy can be traced to the southeastern region of Mexico.

"Hey Colin, you see that baby Brazilian tapir (or pudú) over yonder? How Jandy!"
"Oh you're going to see Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"Oh you fucked Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"When I get home I'm gonna make the jandiest plate of perogies!"
"Spencer, your sandals smell like bear semen!" *Dustin throws Spencer's sandals out the car window while driving through Smallville* "Gee golly, thanks for jandying up the situation Dustin!"

by If I Had Twitter July 17, 2016

jandal

n. type of footwear (New Zealand use)
see also flip flop

"those are some mighty fine jandals mate"

by Pete January 20, 2004