Jammer

A heart attack.

My old-man is in intensive care. He did too much blow and had a jammer last night.

by Coosit September 11, 2003

jammer

To simultaneously wank whilst taking a dump.

James had work in ten minutes so he had to have a 'jammer'

by fruitbasket** July 24, 2011

Jammer

The point scoring position in rollerderby. she earns points by passing the opposing teams blockers.

Did you see Kill Basa whip Pain Austen past Desepticon? Man, Pain is one badass jammer.

by Pain Austen October 16, 2006

jammered

jammered(verb, past tense)- to be so intoxicated that you pull out your tie through your zipper and piss in your pants.

Tryce got so jammered at Breaton's that he hooked up with a mailbox.

by Aloyisius Cornbleuth July 10, 2004

Jammer

A term used on the street for a percocet.

Hey Ronnie, you got any clue where I can find some jammers?

by killak July 05, 2020

Jammer

Irish Origin; means 'car'

Here lads check out my new 'Jammer'

by Donal June 01, 2004

Jammered

An extremely intoxicated state.

The state of intoxication just before passing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.

This term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with Hammered

I was fucking jammered last night

I was so jammered I slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.

by Laforce September 17, 2006