jalop

Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.

"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*

by Ahndi September 25, 2003

jalop

the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.

There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.

by Deek Méhöfwright June 16, 2010

jalop

What Cosmix said

by AHH September 24, 2003

Jalop

Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesn't drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.

Hey Jalop, can you pop the hood?
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together.

by eyaare July 1, 2012

jalop

To lift a person through the sides by gripping with both hands.

You better shapeup or else I JALOP you.

by Rosaroso Tomeno December 9, 2003

slop jalops

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.

Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.

by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013

jalopicated

Fucked up! All screwed up and out of ordinary

That thing is all jalopicated

by Courtjo19 November 23, 2019