Jalapeño style 

Jalapeño style is a way of beating your meat. You would use both hands, sit up straight, your legs curved and having the tips of your toes touch. Start going ham and milking yourself like never before

I was jerking it with Larry and the creature jalapeño style.

Jalapeño style by Caitlin’s boyfriend March 1, 2025

Jalepeño Popper 

Cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. It makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. It's basically like setting her vagina on fire.

John: Dude, last night I accidentally gave Emma a jalepeño popper.

Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!

Jalepeño Popper by Clever Girl February 11, 2013

Jalapeno Cheese Stick 

Exactly what it sounds like. It's also sexual.

Cindy was so hot for me so i gave her a taste of my Jalapeno Cheese Stick!!

No way bro! Nice....

Jalapeno Cheese Stick by Chester the Moose February 5, 2012

Jalepenis

A penis that belongs to a guy so hot you can still feel its effects the next morning .

Wow that's huge !you have a jalepenis . Gonna feel the sting in the morning !'

Jalepenis by Icechick May 23, 2017

jalapenos 

1.)hallow penis
2.) a spicy vegetable

I love jalapenos, except Jon Fall's is a hollow one

jalapenos by Kendra fan February 21, 2008

Jalepeno Ram Rod

Smothering your penis in hot sauce before forcibly shoving it into a womans anus.

I gave her such a powerful jalepeno ram rod last night that her tears burned.

Jalepeno Ram Rod by Brad Tumult June 7, 2007

Jalepeno Hangover 

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalepenos.

me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalepeno hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your jalepeno problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.

Jalepeno Hangover by Kronite March 22, 2008