Jalapeno
by hotpinkdragon December 17, 2009
Sarah: Jade is such a 'Jalapeno'
Laura: Yeh I know, what kind of person doesn't know how to pronounce their own surname?
Laura: Yeh I know, what kind of person doesn't know how to pronounce their own surname?
by Drake1989 July 17, 2011
A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:
*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors
The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!
*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors
The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!
Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!
by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016
Pat: What the hell is that smell?
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night
by rpghlmsly November 13, 2011
I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥
by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022
the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.
"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."
by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012
A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
by EricTheRed November 14, 2004