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jackhat

A cross between a jackass and an asshat. Can be used in situations where it's not appropriate to say "ass".
(With kids in the car) "That jackhat just cut me off!"
by Trogdor|nubtastic October 19, 2005
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German Jackhammer

fucking a female/male in the ass violently while thrusting downward in a jackhammer motion. (boxing gloves are a must need for this strategy) As doing so... You aggressively strike your opponent in the kidneys until she/he spills human waste onto your penis. Once you are finished you stare into your opponents eyes and scream "ALL HAIL HITLER"
Guy 1: Bro you smell like ass!
Guy2: I just finished a bitch off with a German Jackhammer!
Guy1: Dude gnarly!!
by Pelvic Fuck Fest May 16, 2015
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Jahangir

Derived from the Persian language which means conqueror of the world, Jahangir is an incredibly cool, handsome, great - hearted, kind and awesome person who will also, coincidentally, conquer the world one day. He is a person who cares a lot if he likes someone. Lot of fake people try to use him but he still helps them everytime out of his kindness. Date him if you get an opportunity because is so precious and you would never find someone like him again in whole life.

Jehangir has similarities to celebrities such as Owen Wilson and Denise richards - they look quite similar to Jehangir!
Person A: What is the epitome of awesomeness?

Person B: Jahangir!

Person A: Who is really really ridiculously good looking?

Person C: Oh, that is definitely Jahangir!
by SamMichael November 23, 2021
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Spicy Jackhammer

An extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. The element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a Sean Spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the cock and balls with every full stroke.
My grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. I can hardly walk.

What gives?

Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
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Tallahassee Jackhammer

A weapon created when a person shoves their turd into a sock and swings it as hard as possible and hits his enemy to their eventual demise. The harder/drier the turd, the tougher the Jackhammer. Another reason Tallahassee is known for its infamous nickname of "Tallanasty" and we can't have nice things in this dump of a town.
Randy pooped in his sock to make a Tallahassee Jackhammer and hit Steve in the head, causing a concussion.
by watermelawn March 17, 2017
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Jahash

A lebanese donkey or a bloke that is acting like a dog. The word is often used by lebanese and people from either the newport/altona north or the spotswood football club.
Give us a chip you jahash.
by TheLebaneseKing November 15, 2011
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Jahames

A great way to piss off a person named James.
you: Hey Jahames
James: f*** off hoe
by _potatolover_ October 28, 2016
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