Jakey

Scottish slang for pisshead, old waster, wino,low-life.
Dirty Jakey cunt.
Go get with the fucking jakey`s.
by JesusJohn July 20, 2008
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Jakey

Scottish term for a dodger, junkie, alcoholic
Did you see that jakey on the back of the bus?
yeah with his eyes rolled in the back of his head the shit stains on his jeans.
by Rastaman36 May 16, 2009
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Jakei

One of the most loyal people you will ever meet! Jakei will always be there for you when you're down. Jakei is very smart, if though she does not feel like she is. When Jakei has a friend who is very special to her heart and life, she will fight for you. When you two are having ups and downs, Jakei will work hard to bring that relationship together again! Even when Jakei does not show you that she wants to work out the relationship, she does. When you do something to hurt Jakei, she is cold. Her heart is cold, either towards you only, or towards almost everyone. Jakei will to out of her way for your wants and needs. When she cares, she will always try to put you first. No second thoughts. All in all, Jakei is a hell of a good person! So always remember that.
Dad: Hey son, how is school, have you talked to Jakei today?

Son: No. To be honest, I don't even know if I will talk to her ever again.

Dad: Why? What happened ?
Son: I did something to hurt her feelings, multiple times. Now I don't know if she even cares about me anymore.

Dad:Sorry to hear that man, you two were good friends.
Jakei On The Outside: Fuck him, he's not a true friend. I hate him, and I'm moving on.

Jakei On The Inside:Just please come back. Even though your not good for me.
by BigBossSnow27 March 16, 2018
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Jakey

Messed up or inoperable.
I’d google it, but this WiFi is jakey.
by Chuckegirl July 05, 2018
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Jakey

A tri-headed penis that, when one head is cut off, two grow in its place, giving the owner the ability to have sex with more and more girls depending on how many times he cuts off his penis
Last night I had sex with all three of your sisters at the same time using my Jakey
by chickenpoop37 October 18, 2013
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Jakey Bastard

An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.
Most Glaswegians are jakey bastards.
by street rave dave August 07, 2008
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snakey jakey

(v) wiggling sensation coming from behind.
(n) a non-sneaky attempt at anal sex.
holy crap, i thought the back door was locked!
but, there's always room for a snakey jakey.ALWAYS.
by wiggly piggly August 06, 2008
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