jake

The life of every party, the kind of guy ladies love and guys envy

Bob: Wow, look at that dude, he's a total jake.
Lisa: No kidding, I wonder if he's single...

by jjmcphee007 April 16, 2009

jake

an extremely hot, sweet, nice, irresistable guy that will do anything for the one he wants. He also has the hottest body in the whole wide world and is very fuckable.

Omg! Look at that guy over there, he is such a jake!!

by rockmonstaaah June 17, 2008

jake

jake is a very cool named person, but very intelligent even if he does not look or seem it.

everybody likes a jake!

by jibjabmoomoohead September 10, 2008

jake

the police.

we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.

by xtended klip aka lil logan August 15, 2002

jake

may be one of the most popular boy names around.
means that they are very caring, awesome, and fly.
not easily angered.

Woah, his name is jake, he must be cool.

by Shanaynay Jones May 26, 2007

jake

sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod.

wow, look at him, he is such a jake

by emily francesca May 26, 2008

jake

a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.

"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"no problem!"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

by manbearpig69 April 12, 2008