Jagger

A Penis.
The song "Moves Like Jagger" includes the lyrics "move my jagger" which means to spin your penis around like a fan in a disco.

Adam Levine: I've got to move my jagger
Pete: I moved my jagger in the disco last night
Steve: What speed did it get up to?

by smallcroco July 17, 2020

Jaggering

When you're pissed in the boozer and you can't resist Keif's guitar licks. Generally swinging wildly while listening to the Stones.

Raoul, take 'Brown Sugar' off repeat and quit your Jaggering. Put some Whitney Houston on or something.

by Kevroeques August 1, 2011

Jagger

a thorn or pricker from a plant or flower(rose). originated in Pittsburgh from the Pittsburghese language.

Em jaggers ripped my shirt, god dammit, i hate flowers and hippies and the Patriots.

by donnie iris November 5, 2003

Jagger

Jagger is a complete jerk who will often try to befriend you, but only if you have something they want. During this time they will insult you, try to embarrass you, and when you do that back to them in a much nicer more playful way, they will get pissed and often times go into a tard rage on you. You best start running when this happens, because this motherfucker can’t take a goddamn joke to save their life.

That guy is such a jagger. He got pissed at me because I called him an asshole, even though yesterday he told me I was a worthless piece of garbage! What a dick.

by DallasBoy12345 August 3, 2018

Jaggers

adj. - something that is harmful, dangerous or risky.

Example 1:

Victoria: "Do you think I could do some hardcore parkour from this building's ledge to the next?"

Peyton: "Naww, that's too jaggers."

Example 2:

Unsafe sex is Jaggers.

by jaggerstothemax September 4, 2012

Jagger

a person who cant read

Teacher: Read the book
Student: I'm a jagger i can't

by PaoloSafady May 27, 2018

Jaggered

Past tense; The act of doing your best Mick Jagger impersonation in public.

"I Jaggered so hard last night that I broke my watch!"

by Deertay March 16, 2008