(v.) The act of getting hoodwinked, completely screwed, or royally f**cked by an organization and/or person much like Coach Phil Jackson of the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2012/13 NBA basketball season.
Bill: I was up for that new promotion but was totally Jacksoned by the company for Larry.
Steve: Sorry to hear that Bill, you were the right man for the job!
Steve: Sorry to hear that Bill, you were the right man for the job!
by ITALUS November 13, 2012
Get the Jacksoned mug.When you and a partner begin to engage in a sexual act, but when you want to go further, your partner rejects you. It is called "stonewall jacksoned" because your partner often has impenetrable defences.
Guy 1: Man I started messing areound with Nicole the other day but as soon as it started getting hot she Stonewall Jacksoned me!
Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...
Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...
by ginnihinh April 7, 2010
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To snatch; steal from someone. Usually something that isn't very important, and is usually usd in terms between friends just for fun.
by Athie October 17, 2008
Get the Jackmoded mug.A male who talks to multiple girls at once and always leads them on.These types are usually found snapping all day and getting girls at there friends expense
by Tandoori night lover May 29, 2020
Get the Jackworden mug.When somebody one-ups you. Referring to when Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.
Kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then Amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. When Kelly gets to work she says, "Amanda totally Michael Jacksoned me".
by FarrahRIP June 27, 2009
Get the Michael Jacksoned mug.1. Jacking off in your parents bed
2. Jacking off over one of your parents face when they are asleep(depending on who you like the least)
3. Doing a huge shit on the floor and then picking some up weith your index finger and ramming it into someones eye...
then jacking off over them while they are screaming in agony rolling around on the floor, blind
2. Jacking off over one of your parents face when they are asleep(depending on who you like the least)
3. Doing a huge shit on the floor and then picking some up weith your index finger and ramming it into someones eye...
then jacking off over them while they are screaming in agony rolling around on the floor, blind
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