jackfuckistan

A word used to refer to a country in the middle east that is either too hard to pronounce or unknown.

My pen pal is writing from me from jackfuckistan!

by Mohawk karpet August 6, 2009

jackomaniac

Somebody who is obsessed with jacking off on somebody.

Todd: I've been fucking pussy and ass everyday for the past month! I just can't get enough of it!

Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?

by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016

JackSucksAtLife

JackSucksAtLife is a notoriously known YouTuber for his trends of bullying children over minecraft and putting Kazoos as deep into his throat as possible.

I got a sore throat from trying that JackSucksAtLife magic Kazoo trick last week

by SkinnyPeanut December 27, 2018

JackSucksAtLife

The best YouTuber on earth

Memeulous is ok but id rather watch JackSucksAtLife any day.

by Kiers12 December 17, 2019

Jackoff of all trades

Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.

"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."

by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009

jackturd

A turd so long and firm that when it reaches the bottom of the toilet it starts to lift you off the seat, similar to a car jack.

My jackturd was so big I hit my head on the ceiling.

by MasterTurder May 21, 2021

Jacko

Slang for Michael Jackson, created by the childish media.

Wacko Jacko has done it again.

by Vicky February 7, 2004