jerkoffasaur

The term jerkoffasaur comes from combining "jerking off" and "dinosaur". Because dinosaurs are ancient, death and big different meanings apply to the term.

Meaning:
1. Being considered too old to masturbate.
2. Being unable to jerk off, like for example a T-Rex who couldn't masturbate because his arms are simply too short.

3. Dying from too much masturbation or being found with the deceased's hand touching the genital area.
4. Being a big jerk, the size reference can apply to both the size of the subject or the severeness of being a jerk.

1. "He's 40 and still living with his parents doing nothing more than jerking off..." "Don't act so surprised, didn't you know he's a jerkoffasaur?"
2. "He broke both his arms, the poor jerkoffasaur."
3. "He jerked off so many times that he died, what a jerkoffasaur!"
4. "My boss is such a jerkoffasaur that he had me working all weekend long!"

by The Mister With QR April 17, 2015

jackovasaur

The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.

Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"

by n00b August 14, 2003

Jackoffasaurus

uber douchebag, someone who is begging to be slapped in the nuts but you cant so you call them a Jackoffasaurus.

Also the better form of calling someone a jackoff.

Or someone who jacksoff to much.

Billy:Dude Your Shirt is gay.
Sean: stfu you Jackoffasaurus.
Billy:*Cries
Alex:Nice dude

by Sean Wheeler January 14, 2008

Jackoffasour

A weird duck billed creature with webbed feet from the television show South Park.

The jackoffasour escaped from his cage.

by puredude3 May 19, 2007

jackofasaur

an albino faggot who sleeps with his mother and jacks off to his sister and likes bonin guys in the ass

oh shit cover your asses here comes the jackofasaur

by crash April 26, 2005