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jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
by TCourtzone January 19, 2008
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Jacklyne

A girl who is one of the most gorgeous girls you'll ever meet. She's kind of a bitch and oversensitive. But, if your friends with her than shes super sweet, and super fun. A very funny girl who is uniquely talented and loves music. Though she keeps feelings bottled in she is the best person you will ever meet in your life so hold on to her.
Boy 1: " Jacklyne is such a bitch"

Boy 2: "Yea, but shes extremely gorgeous"

Boy 1 : ".... crap"
by Darensleepers September 29, 2011
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Straw Jacking

Verb; straw jacking means to move your straw in an up and down or back and forth quick motion to extract the remainder of alcohol/juice from a beverage with ice.
Ugh, I've been straw jacking this Mojito for 10 minutes! I should just go to the bar and order another one!!!
by Powdered sugar May 8, 2017
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corner jacking

a prostitute that kicks any woman off of a street corner because she believes that that woman is tying to steal the corner to work.
the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary
by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005
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jackin' the box

My mom can't make it to church today because they're showing a marathon of B.J. and the Bear reruns on tv. She's gonna be inside jackin' the box to Greg Evigan and his stupid monkey until she runs outta twat juice.

That crazy bitch needs to take herself some Xanaps. Have you ever heard of such fucktardation in your life? Oh excuse me...I just performed a manual release. Better hold yer breath, just in case this one is an anal apparition.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 27, 2009
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Jacklanderseedes

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.
I found Jacklanderseedes!
by GokuAnanta_SSJB April 24, 2020
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trailer jacking

To masturbate on porn trailers because you don't own an account on any pornographic website.
I'm a poor fuck, so that's why I'm trailer jacking on Shyla Stylez's last trailer on brazzers!!
by thebigbellyboss April 9, 2010
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