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Midnight Jackhammering

Similar to Midnight Hovering, Midnight Jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Not just any vibrator though. Oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves...it is usually referred to by the person in the next street - anyone living with three buildings of someone doing this would have to wear ear defenders and have some serious underpinning done to their building.
Jeez....I got no sleep last night - girl four doors up was doing some Midnight Jackhammering....put my hard hat on - thought my walls were gonna cave in..

The Jackhammering Honey Buster Delight 

When a man fucks another man upside down bouncing up and down in a block of honey. They then proceed to freeze the honey and fuck in sub zero temperatures. The genitals swell up and create an expulsion of fat cum shots. Then they shatter the honey and die together
I attempted the Jackhammering Honey Buster Delight yesterday

Jack-hammering 

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts
Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!

Ball-Jackhammeritous 

The tendency to bounce on one's own balls with their butt at the speed of a jackhammer.
Me: WOOOHOOOOHOoHOOHooO
Peter: Whats wrong with him?
John: He's got Ball-Jackhammeritous, he can't help it.

Jack-hammering 

Pounding a hoe in the vag or even the spinky, when feeling daring enough. The male thrusts at a speed that is resembling of a jack hammer. This may cause small fissures and sometimes even full cracks in the applicable genitalia/shit-partition.
Tyrant: Dude I went trout fishing last night, caught a few. Hbu?

Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.
Jack-hammering by Stoney69 July 5, 2019

jack hammering

When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.
Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!
jack hammering by Mity J October 23, 2006