jackalmind

An intelligently opportunistic and predatory manner of thinking.

She is a very forceful person with jackalmind and she uses it to beat out her competitors.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

Two faced Jackal-Rat

A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!

Two men go into a public bathroom:

Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!

Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.

Man 1: A two faced what?!

Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!

by Jackalratexpert23 July 21, 2011

jackaloon

a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.

"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."

by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010

jackaholic

To masturbate very frequently, at least 6 times or more daily. usually a twelve or thirteen year old who is very horny.

"Son!" Wes mother? "You are such a jackaholic!" "I know."

by raven January 28, 2003

Jackal main

Little feet sniffer who chases you around and tries to suck you off. Whoever plays this character without being forced to has an unconditional love for males

Person 1: I'm actually really liking jackal. I might become a jackal main"
Person 2: Die in a fire

by Nova_ March 8, 2021

White Jackal

A member of the poor black community who steals and then sells for coke money.

Melique walks into his buddy Tyrone's house to find a considerable amount of cocaine on the table. Melique says, "Tyrone, where you get the money for all this coke?"

Tyrone replies, "how do you think motha fucka?"

Melique says, "Tyrone, yous such a White Jackal mayne!"

by BigK6 September 23, 2011

Jackalope

A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.

Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!

by Jackalope Hunter January 27, 2010