JACK D

Has enormous hairy back muscles that everyone fears. He smells like a sweaty man ejaculated into his face and farted into his eye.

Dam is that Jack D? He sure smells like it.

by SweatyMensCheeks August 28, 2016

cracker jack'd

To be robbed by a Caucasia.

Damn man, I just got Cracker Jack'd

by Me not You. July 25, 2014

Got Jack'd

When you go to Jacks casino, and inevitably lose your most recent pay check.

"Doesn't Laurence still owe you 100 euros?" - Daniel

"no shit, but he got jack'd again. Maybe next month. " - J

by TheWordWizSwagFuck April 30, 2016

Simple Jack'd

To be ridiculously stupid and genius all at the same time.

-Doing homework ahead of time for one class, then turning it in to another, you just Simple Jack'd yourself
-Trying to scare someone back, when the person you scare is yourself, you just got Simple Jack'd.
-It can be applied to almost anything.

by Bumpy23 January 2, 2012

Dirty jack d

When Jack Doherthy has hardcore sex with his friends Oisin and Jakub in the Abbey toilets

They had a dirty jack d in the bathroom today during lunch.

by jack d tho 🥵 June 18, 2021

I'd Jack That

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

jack o'd

a jack o'd is a type of person, a person who sucks at halo 3. he will own the game and complete the game on easy, but when a friend called will comes round, who doesnt own the game, he will completely destroy him on multiplayer.

A Will: Hey you wonna play halo?
A Jack O'D: nah, u beat me everytime even tho you dont own the game. i suck!

by Willzyx July 7, 2009