A term used to describe the actions of a guy who has stolen another mans date and proceeded to get with her. Stealing another mans date out from under his nose.
Oh my god dude, did you see what Alex did to Kyle last night? He finagled that girl from him when he went to the bathroom. Then Alex brought her back to his room. What a classic swoop jackal
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Player 1: *dies*
Player 1: ...
Player 2: ...
Player 1:FU-
Player 1: disconnects
Player 1: *dies*
Player 1: ...
Player 2: ...
Player 1:FU-
Player 1: disconnects
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by interstellar_timewarping1103 May 14, 2016
Get the jackaboy mug.A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!
Two men go into a public bathroom:
Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!
Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.
Man 1: A two faced what?!
Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!
Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!
Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.
Man 1: A two faced what?!
Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!
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Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.
Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.
Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.
Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.
Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
Those 'Ufologists' are some real Jacassians.
Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!
Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.
Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!
Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.
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