Jablonski

Huge ball of crusty jizz in your jizz bib.

"Man, when I rub my Jablonski, it's like Christmas!"

by ed hart May 8, 2006

Jablonski

When someone has a lack of skill in a certain subject.

"Look, he can't drive a truck, what a Jablonski!"

by MuddySock March 26, 2017

Jablonski

Thinking you'll podium in your race but then getting 5th place.

Dude did you podium?

No I totally Jablonski'd and didn't podium

Rough bro

by Ballz2TheWall March 4, 2017

jablonskies

HUGHEBOOBs. MAINLY ON fat white women

that cracker bitch has some jablonskies

by bolillo March 30, 2008

Dirty Jablonski

When the Ex- Elder of Toothgapia, Mr J. shh's his massive tooth gap and blows up half the planet, killing 1 third of the population

Mr J. pulled a Dirty Jablonski well trying to kill Mr Aztrott in the Great 3 way Toothgapian war, against the middle finger people and the Nosechestrians...

by Gingerreynolds May 31, 2024