jalapeno butt

the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.

"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."

by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012

jalapenegro

1. Someone who is part latino, part black
2. Someone who is of entirely latino descent but acts black anyway

Pablo looks black but the only things I see him eat are burritos and chimichangas! Maybe he's a jalapenegro...

by HowardtheOwl August 24, 2008

Jaala

A beautiful girl who loves a lot of things and is always changing her style everyday. She has many admirers but doesn't know it because nobody knows how to pronounce her name right. If you have this name you also hold many talents you might not even notice, because your too busy cheering on the people around you.

Person 1 : Wow, that girl in our class is pretty! What's her name??
Person 2 : I think its July or jla?? I dunno, but she sure is a jaala!

by Anonymous puppy child November 14, 2016

jealpaso

(1) to summarily dismiss a person's argument or complaint (regardless of context, situation or circumstances) and label them "jealous" (2) to create or fabricate a situation for the purpose of labeling someone "jealous" (3) a person or persons who engage in jealpaso.
Named for practices commonly encountered in conversations and situations among the residents of El Paso, Texas.

Did Javier even listen to you when you said his sister put you on the spot asking you personal questions? No, he pulled a jealpaso.

Linda started checking out this guy, looking him up and down, and she looked over at me to see what I would do. Man, I ain't fallin' for no jealpaso! I just kept talking to my friend.

I was trying to engage in an intelligent discussion on a news site, but there were too many jealpasos chiming in.

by CodeCrete October 1, 2020

jalapanus

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

by joxn August 3, 2007

Jaapleen

A girl with this name is considered to be one of the best Indian girls to ever live. Very sweet, kind, and affectionate, Jaapleen is one of the best people to live, being next to Gandhi. Everyone should bow down and be happy Jaapleen is in their presence, it is very rare. Smart, witty, and quick, Jaapleen is obviously the best human girl alive present day.

Harshan: "Wow, Jaapleen! I didn't know you were level 1438 in Overwatch! You're such a god!"
Jaapleen: "It's what I do!"

by jsan2k February 8, 2017

Jalping

Jalping is the act of approaching stranger and begging for money/a square/crack/etc. The demand for capital is often accompanied by some bunk story about how they got jumped by ten homies on the North Side, one of their relatives catching the bubonic plague and needing money, or how they need gas to get to the next big town.

"Hey man, let me tell you a story man. My brother and I were delivering cupcakes to the Orphans when we saw a vet clinic on fire so we ran in on down there and saved all the kittens but my brother died and the cupcakes burned man. I was wondering if you could give me $1.25 so I can gets some more cupcakes man."

"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"

by J. Freeman May 19, 2006