jismo

The Indian word for tech support. 32/23

I'm gonna go ping Jismo on Discord!❤️

by jismo32/23 October 1, 2020

jism junkie

A woman who loves sucking cock and swallowing cum.

Man: "You like that cock, baby?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm"
Man: "Do you swallow?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm!"
Man: "Are you a jism junkie?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm!"

by BigFatGuy November 26, 2007

jism

1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.

"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

Jism Juicer

Another individuals mouth who has large succulent lips. Prederably female.

Jody has the sweetest Jism Juicer I’ve had the pleasure of stuffing my dong inside. Have mercy!

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019

JISM

An acronym. It stands for "Jerks In Social Media"
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable

Never back down from or apologize to the JISM because the JISM are never satisfied. They only want to crush you

by thurb April 1, 2021

Jismslap

It's when you cum in your hand and slap your girlfriends ass.

A loving gesture between two consenting adults.

Go on upstairs and jismslap my daughter. You earned it!

by flumpf February 16, 2012

jism monkey

A person of either sex who is skilled in the art of pleasuring the sexual organs of another and enjoys the taste, scent and colour of the jism which is the product of said pleasuring

i)She sucked me off like a proper jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey

by Dictionary Boy March 10, 2005