J. A. P.

J.A.P. (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards the people of Japan "jap")
is:
A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair,
shes from the east coast,
her fake tan makes her look like a mexican,
she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins,
or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton.
Her nose is a Joo nose,
She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money.
Her voice is either
a)raspy
b)new york accented
c)bitch
d) all the above

A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ)

J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.
Sherry:"Dood, look!"
Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore."

Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..."
Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!"
Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"
by Efler March 10, 2007
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Soap Stone Document J,B,P

Soap stone document J : to smoke a joint
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)
you: yo im mad stressed trynna soap stone document j,b,p after class?
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack
by DOSE6 March 30, 2011
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The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton
Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf
by ThatHistoryGirl November 28, 2023
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