Comedian Action and executive transvestite, know for jokes such as "we british dont win the olympics, its a political statement because we dont like our national anthem! god save the queen! thats a pretty damned saved queen!" and "CAKE OR DEATH?!" and other political and historical refernce jokes
by gillian May 3, 2004
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Possibly the greatest comedian ever. An executive and action transvestite. Didn't join the Army because they didn't have a parachuting transvestite brigade. Lost his virginity before he lost his virginity. Not a fucking weirdo transvestite.
Possibly the greatest comedian ever. An executive and action transvestite. Didn't join the Army because they didn't have a parachuting transvestite brigade. Lost his virginity before he lost his virginity. Not a fucking weirdo transvestite.
"You can't take us over, there's 2 billion of us!."
"Do you have a flag?"
"Eva."
"yes, adolf"
"for our honeymoon, lets lie in a ditch covered in petrol on fire"
"Do you have a flag?"
"Eva."
"yes, adolf"
"for our honeymoon, lets lie in a ditch covered in petrol on fire"
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Izzardite: A person who is absolutely in love with Eddie Izzard, has memorized one or more of his shows, quotes him constantly, and thinks he has fantastic taste in boots. Sometimes an Izzardite may laugh randomly at seemingly nothing. They are, in fact, laughing at an Eddie Izzard joke that they just remembered.
Girl1: (randomly and for no reason at all) "Hey you bloody pilotfish! I know your dad!"
Girl2:(to girl 3) "Is she ok? Has she gone insane?"
Girl3: "Nono. She's just an Izzardite"
Girl2:(to girl 3) "Is she ok? Has she gone insane?"
Girl3: "Nono. She's just an Izzardite"
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(May also be called ollie is hard)
(May also be called ollie is hard)
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2. One of the only comedians that one could sit through for hours without cracking even the slightest hint of a grin.
2. One of the only comedians that one could sit through for hours without cracking even the slightest hint of a grin.
After sitting through a full hour set of an Eddie Izzard show...
"Man, I wasted my money. I sat through a full one hour show without even grinning...but did you see the way that he/she was dressed? That made the show so funny! Eddie Izzard is now my favorite comedian, because even though his/her jokes are not edgy or original, he/she sure dresses different! I mean oh my God...he made a joke about candy, that is soooo original...Jammydodgers, that shit is hilarious!"
"Man, I wasted my money. I sat through a full one hour show without even grinning...but did you see the way that he/she was dressed? That made the show so funny! Eddie Izzard is now my favorite comedian, because even though his/her jokes are not edgy or original, he/she sure dresses different! I mean oh my God...he made a joke about candy, that is soooo original...Jammydodgers, that shit is hilarious!"
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