taking the hobbits to Isengard

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.

"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"

by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011

taking the hobbits to isengard

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2

Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

by treydawg July 3, 2007

Isenia

Isenia is a girl with very beautiful eyes. Really nice, stands up for friends, and she’s very strong. A lot of boys fall for her in those chocolatey eyes of hers. But she has her eyes locked on only one boy. She’s awesome to be around with and also very popular. Everyone wants to be her friend.

Girl 1: Do you see that girl over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Isenia she’s super popular!
Girl 1: Woah! That’s a lot of boys talking to her!
Girl 2: I know! But I heard she likes only one boy?
Girl 1: Well, I wish I was a Isenia!

Guy 1: Damn, who’s that girl over there?
Guy 2: That’s Isenia she’s really cute!
Guy 1: She sure is! Wonder if I can make her mine?

by your.typical.crackhead October 14, 2019

Isenbro

A guy who is part of the Isenberg school at UMass, frat boy, general asshole, and has sex with anything and everything.

Also can play a sport like football or lacrosse and wears shorts in the dead of winter.

Did that Isenbro also ask you if you want to be a little sister for his frat?

by AStooge March 28, 2022

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.

1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

by FrenchieTG December 6, 2020

Isengaurd

a.) Where Legolas says they're taking the hobbits to.
b.) A Town in Middle earth

Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengaurd!!!
Aragorn: k'

by LEGOL4S June 13, 2009

Isenhart

A German last name that is very honorable and very good with the lady's leading to great families and are greatly descended from a legendary Assassin line.

That Isenhart over there is looking cute lets go talk to him.

by Akabara August 6, 2016