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Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex! 

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.
*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
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Sex-is-love Disorder 

When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.
Dude, you can't bang her, she has Sex-is-love Disorder!

sex is temporary, gaming is forever 

This is my sex tape 

Used when family and friends keep bringing up an embarrassing picture or video from your past.
Ughh...let that shit die already! This is my sex tape.

Anyway, how is your sex life? 

A way to insult a person's appearance when meeting them for the first time
Guy: (on Reddit) Check out my cool new sweater
Guy 2: That's cool. Anyway, how is your sex life?

sex is overrated

Something a person says when they can't get any pussy.
Dave: I don' know why you guys always talk about it... Sex is overrated.

Sex Is On Fire 

Like the icing on the cake, something happens to improve something else massively

see also sex is not on fire
-At this party tonight... remember I said Ben wasn't going?
-Aye
-Well now he is
-Sex Is On FIRE!!!
Sex Is On Fire by Sharn March 4, 2009