ironsiding

When attempting to ejaculate, but instead urinate upon yourself

Dude, last night, I was masturbating, and I thought I was about to ejaculate, but instead I peed everywhere.

I love ironsiding.

Hey Alexa, do you like it when guys ironside on you?

by uaintfuk December 17, 2013

ironhide

Ironhide is an Autobot from Transformers series.

Optimis prime: Ironhide, cover me!

by Mario-Dalt October 14, 2007

Brazilian ironsides

a sexual act in which the male ejaculates into the female, then kicks her in the ribs, then yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL"

Both my big toe and throat are still bothering me from giving my girlfriend the Brazilian ironsides last night.

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

Ironidence

An coincidental situation of made unique by a strong ironic quality; when something is both coincidental and ironic.

"The Internet is my chief weakness around term paper season."
"I'm exactly the same way! In fact, I have a paper due tomorrow at four!"
"The ironidence of this situation is not lost on me..."

by 7humbs April 29, 2010

Ironsides

Term for a cripple in a wheelchair.

Hey, look over there, Joe! It's ol' ironsides.

by Ironsidez May 23, 2011

ironhide

One who likes gay maps and has a brain the size of Gifin's.

WtF? What an ironhide.

by Carmen Electra August 11, 2003

Ironsided

The act of a Pygmy Tentacle penetrating your butt

Bro, Did you see that Hentai comic where that chick got Ironsided?

by SwampRaider February 11, 2015