iPolar

When you think your battery will last, but it fails to stay on. In other words, you're happy just to have battery power, then you quickly become depressed because it died.

Guy 1: Yeah! I love this son....NO! IT DIED!! I'm going iPolar!!

by xpaperheartsx September 26, 2007

iPology

What you do after you mis- or drunk-text somebody.

I had to iPologize to Chris after texting from the bachelors' party last night!

My iPology was accepted following the "night I don't remember!"

by Injeanuity February 21, 2010

iPology

Spontaneous display of remorse following the confiscation of a teenager's e-gadget.

David was never going to see his iPod again unless he offered his mom an iPology for his behavior.

by Suburban Kamikaze December 27, 2010

ipoll

the act of ipod earphones falling out of one's ears.

Tom: O crap!
Sarah: what happened?
Tom: IPOLL!!!

by kaelle216 August 19, 2008

Ipologithicallont syndrome

eye-paul-oh-gull-ithic-al-unt-sin-drum The fear of the Iffy's, Iffy's are the questionable figures who rome in your home.
HIDE FROM THEM IF YOU HEAR FOOTSTEPS AND NO ONES AWAKE! Why? They will kill you! Hurry and run.

"i never knew you had Ipologithicallont syndrome."
"i never knew you had a fear of Iffy's."

by Lala Sadii July 6, 2022