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When a guy is over 18 and can't get a girl his age so he goes after someone who is below 18 that is way out of his league but he smuthers her until she turns 18 then he marries her. Normally these guys have very little if any game, and there is at least a 5 year age difference.
Mark started investment dating Angie when she was 14 and he was 21!
by badboysouth678 September 1, 2009
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Investment wanker

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An investment banker who wears a white shirt with a gilet (normally Patagonia) and chats a lot of shit
That guy over there is 100% an investment wanker. Just look at his vest.
by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 17, 2023
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Investment banger

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n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.
"Did you see Dave's missus, she's a 9/10". "She used to be such a munter, though. He's such an investment banger."
by doctort123 August 20, 2015
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Investment Boobs

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Breasts that, while small, won't become saggy as the woman grows old
"Your fiancee has got some pretty small tits."

"Nah man, think of them as investment boobs."
by fragmonkey September 30, 2011
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Investment Play

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An investment play is a bet made by a sharp better. Capital is released on a team where the outcome is almost guaranteed a winner. The better is sharp, almost always fades the public and studies analytics.
My buddy was going to bet the Michigan vs Iowa game today. He is a very square-better so I asked him if he would like an investment play instead.
by "Anthony" from Chicago October 1, 2022
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Investment banker

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Someone you run away from at the first sight.
Tom: Hey there's an investment banker coming down the street. Bob: Lets cross the street!
by stainless67 February 23, 2022
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Investment Banker

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Total baller. Probably graduated ivy league, makes six figures straight out of college and balls hard in NYC.

Often us bankers dislike poor people and other unprestigious things like equities in dallas
Yo dude, we can't go in that bar it's full of investment bankers and we only make $140k a year, dude we will get put to shame.
by The_Rainmaker January 10, 2010
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