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internettiquette

The code of behaviour for appropriate and polite social behaviour on the internet.
You haven't RSPV'd to the Facebook group, thats poor internettiquette!
by Zephyris February 14, 2010
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Internesting

Two or more people crowding around a device finding something on the Internet really interesting, hence it is "internesting"
"Those kids have found something internesting"
"What are those people doing? Are they internesting?"
by Doctor Louis April 15, 2017
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aka internetitis

inflammation caused through excesssive use of the internet. symptoms include dry, swollen eyes, retinal burning (images of web pages persist in vision even when eyes are closed). Disconnection from reality. Dreams of web searching. Cure= get outside with people, shop (brick & mortar style), sports, clubs, etc.
after playing 19 hours of online tetris you get up to microwave hot pockets in the kitchen & your brain continues to analyze and redistribute shapes and images such as floor tiles, cabinetry, or inanimate objects that may or may not even be there. Aka internetitis. "itis" indicates swelling such as tendonitis (swelling that occurs in thumbs, wrist, and elbows from excessive joystick handling. Encephalitis is brain swelling from too much info. see Elephantitis, Vaginitis, Retinitis, Appendicitis, otitis, tinnitis
by james ventura September 17, 2006
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internetsting

Noun.

A word used to describe something that is:

A) Interesting and was found on the internet.

B) An interesting piece of information that pertains to the internet in some way.
A) Jiminey: "This video of a talking cat I found is super internetsting!"

Hans: "You're a fucking dork."

B) Stefan: "I can check my e-mail on my I-Phone! Isn't that internetsting?"

Mugger: "Shut up and give me the phone and your wallet, dork."
by Joe with the face February 8, 2007
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internestinct

The combination of the three words... internet, nesting, and instinct.
INTERNESTINCT is a first time modern mothers instinctual behavior of frantically searching the internet for gestation information (what to expect), baby care information, and looking up baby products such as cribs and strollers.
Ever since Tyler and Kelly found out that shes pregnant she's been doing an awful lot of internesting!

I think her internestinct is really kicking in.
by timothy allen zigler February 29, 2008
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Internetational

A phenomenon that is famous worldwide, but only among internet users.
Lolcats have become an internetational phenomenon.
by FenriX October 21, 2008
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Internetting

Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web
Infinitive: To internet
1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.

2. Bro, do you even internet?
by Heisenberg's Pimp April 29, 2014
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