internoia

n. the paranoid feeling that you're about to be seriously embarrassed on the Internet (in front of your coworkers, your family, your dog etc) in a worrisome way, e.g. by photos from That Party.

internoiac, adj. one who is regularly consumed by internoid tendencies.

"I couldn't sleep because I know pictures from the party... THAT party... are out there. Somewhere. About to be tagged with my name.

Feverish and sweaty with delusion, I turned on every single privacy setting on my facebook, made all my lj entries private, deleted my myspace, rickrolled all my youtube playlists, replaced all my default jpegs with Opus the Penguin, and shot my computer three times with a .38 caliber police special.

...probably just internoia."

by joseph of windows to sky July 13, 2009

Interknitting

When a 20 or 30-something stays at home mindlessly browsing pages on the Internet while his/her friends are out on the town, thus imitating the behavior of someone much older, passing the time by knitting.

Jamie didn't come out to the club tonight, he's at home interknitting.

by GrapeApeGrapeApe August 26, 2010

InternWell

InternWell is a socio-startup whose vision is to work for all while leaving no one behind. They offer a range of digital services that can be advantageous to SMEs to upscale their business.
InternWell is also a platform that aims to curb poverty and help students gain skills.
The platform trains students free of cost through various programs. InternWell donates 20% of the income for social causes. Primarily, InternWell is for students by the students.
Website: www.internwell.com

Student: I want to work on Live projects.
InternWell: Hey, We are always here for you.

by InternWell November 24, 2021

Internot

Refusal to use or have anything to do with the internet

From Newsradio:

Matthew: Beth, look at this.
Beth: Internet?
Matthew: Yeah.
Beth: InterNOT.

by BCO July 16, 2008

internoob

Someone who fails miserably at the internet.

"how do i check my email lol?"

"Dude, you're such an internoob"

by ZT December 31, 2005

internoob

A person who is a noob across more than one platform on which it is possible to be a noob.

Pete sucks at surfing, mixed up Half-Life and Second life, and didn't start skating until he was 21.

What an internoob.

by Underground Boy October 11, 2004

InterNOT

Those holder sites that you run into when you type in something completely random, and a cheap ass search engine pops up. When you load the page, you are generally greeted with:

"This site does not exist... YET!!!"
or
"This domain now for sale to the highest bidder b/c we are douchebags."

www.pwot.com
www.screamingbaby.com
are both examples of interNOTs

by banana fonez October 16, 2006