Someone who wears super thick glasses. They can see the moon on a different plane than the rest of all humanity. Microscope eyes.
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Get the interdimensional stargazers mug.The formal study of the spaces between dimensions—the gaps, the overlaps, the boundaries where one dimensional framework meets another. Unlike multidimensional sciences, which studies many dimensions at once, or hyperdimensional sciences, which studies higher dimensions, interdimensional sciences focuses on the interfaces: what happens when a 3D object passes through a 4D space? What are the properties of the boundary between the 5th and 6th dimensions? And most importantly, what's hiding in the gaps where no dimension reaches? Interdimensional sciences suggest that the most interesting phenomena occur not in dimensions but between them, which is where your lost socks probably go, along with all the pens that mysteriously disappear from your desk.
Example: "He studied interdimensional sciences and now believes that his missing car keys aren't lost—they're just trapped in the space between dimensions, accessible only when the dimensional boundaries align, which apparently happens about once every never. He now takes the bus and has accepted that some things are simply beyond mortal reach."
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Get the Interdimensional Sciences mug.The branch of physics describing how objects move through the spaces between dimensions, navigating the gaps where normal physical laws don't quite apply. This field explains phenomena like teleportation (briefly exiting our dimensional framework and re-entering at a different point), invisibility (shifting into the gap between dimensions where light doesn't interact), and that weird moment when you walk into a room and forget why (your intention momentarily slipped into the interdimensional gap and hasn't returned). Interdimensional mechanics requires a new kind of mathematics, one that can handle undefined spaces and non-existent coordinates, which is challenging for a field that likes things to be, you know, defined.
Example: "She applied interdimensional mechanics to her morning routine, theorizing that the time she lost between leaving the bedroom and reaching the kitchen was spent traversing the dimensional gap. Her coffee was cold by the time she re-entered normal space, proving that interdimensional travel, while possible, is not efficient."
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Get the Interdimensional Mechanics mug.Devices designed to access, traverse, or manipulate the spaces between dimensions, ranging from theoretical "gap drives" that would let you slip between realities to more practical tools like the "interdimensional key finder" (which doesn't work, but sounds impressive). These technologies promise to solve the problem of lost items (retrieve them from the dimensional gaps where they fall), explain mysterious noises (sounds leaking through from adjacent dimensions), and potentially allow communication with beings that exist in the spaces between. The main challenge is that interdimensional technologies have to function in spaces where normal physics doesn't apply, which makes quality control a nightmare and warranties essentially meaningless.
Interdimensional Technologies Example: "He bought an interdimensional technology device online—a small box that claimed to retrieve items from the space between dimensions. When he lost his wallet, he activated the device, which made a humming noise and then did nothing. He later found the wallet in his other pocket, which either meant the device had worked (by retrieving it from the interdimensional gap and placing it in his pocket without his knowledge) or that he was an idiot. He chose to believe in the device."
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Get the Interdimensional Technologies mug.The practice of designing and constructing systems, structures, or portals that function in the spaces between dimensions, requiring materials that exist in no dimension and construction techniques that violate every known law of physics. Interdimensional engineers must work with "gap materials" that have properties only in the undefined spaces between realities, assemble them using "non-local tools" that exist everywhere and nowhere simultaneously, and test their creations using "void protocols" that assume failure is the default state. The field attracts people who found regular engineering too limiting and decided that building things in nonexistent spaces was the logical next step.
Interdimensional Engineering Example: "She was an interdimensional engineer who designed a bridge across the gap between the 3rd and 4th dimensions. The bridge existed only in the space between, visible from neither side, usable by no one. She considered it a triumph of pure engineering—a structure that served no purpose, occupied no space, and required no maintenance. It was, in every way, perfect."
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