Internut Romance

Two fools in totally bitching. headboard-slamming online romance that's just plain embarrassing in the real world, as in WTF were they thinking???

1st Dude: So how did that vacation in Hawaii go with that cheerleader hottie that you met online?
2nd Dude: It totally sucked. Turns out she was a Charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! I fucking maxed my credit cards, too!
1st Dude: But didn't you tell her that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
2nd Dude: Yeah, but, I will be one day, Dude, I will be.
1st: Don't feel too bad dude. Ginny was just went through her third Internut Romance.

Did you hear about Maurice. He quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. It lasted three weeks. Now the dumb fuck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. We all told him it was an Internut Romance, but he didn't even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go.

by Buck 98261 May 13, 2012

Internship

An internship is when (usually a college undergraduate) goes and works for a company who can get away with paying him a very small salary or often nothing because he hasn't graduated yet.

It's basically just working to make someone rich and getting nothing in return - the modern equivalent of slavery, except nowadays, people are actually willing.

Person A: Hey! I got an internship with yahoo this summer!

Person B: Awesome! What will your job involve?

Person A: Correcting grammatical errors, making cups of coffee.. you know the usual - they're paying me $50 bucks at the end of the six weeks.

Person B: That sounds fantastic! That'll really benefit your career in the years to come.

by porcolatos April 23, 2009

Unpaid Internship

An act of desperation primarily employed by career-oriented underclassmen who lack the necessary skills to claim that they have employable skills.

Synonyms: Indentured servitude

Chad took an unpaid internship at his daddy's firm to put an extra line on his resume.

by bloopy123 June 25, 2018

internesque

(adj.) Something that is reliant on, directly linked with, or has developed from, the internet.

"o rly is one of those internesque terms"

"The position is internesque only, meaning that all job functions will be performed through the internet."

by Craney October 20, 2006

internaut

from INTER (internet) + NAUT (from greek:sailor); someone who spends time exploring the 4 corners of the internet; also: Webnaut

"he's such and internaut,man; spends so much time surfing the web he's got no time to party!!!

by francisco January 13, 2004

Internshit

Having a shitty internship or not looking forward to the prospect of having to look for an internship

"what are you plans this week?"
"oh I have to take care of this internshit it sucks!"

or

"what are those papers about?"
"oh thats just internshit"

by hyver345 July 6, 2009

INTERNUT

1. noun: World Wide Network of loons, religious nuts, wackos, crazies, degenerates, deviants, sex addicts, paranoid shut-ins, retired pole-dancers, tea party activists, dope smokers, hash-heads, meth-freaks, dim-wits, democrats, lawyers, convicts, war criminals and sex offenders.

2. noun: A denizen of that community.

3. noun: An orgasm achieved while watching Internet porn.

1. President Obama said something vague and misleading and the INTERNUT is really jumping tonight.

2. Look out for the INTERNUTs. You know they are out there.

3. I walked in on my room-mate having an INTERNUT. Awkward.

by james savik October 30, 2010